Letter to John Morrison (By Tom)

Not sure if John will ever read this but figured I would give it a shot. :)

John the first time I ever watched WWE properly was back in 2005 the day you debut with MNM on Carlito's Cabana I don't know if it was fate or just coincidence but little did I know back then that you would become not only my favorite wrestler but a true inspiration. Seeing as I was younger then I would always be cheering for Rey Mysterio while my spikey haired friend rooted for Matt Hardy. While I had been always been amazed by the athletic moves you pulled off in the ring it wasn't till I watched the very first 'Dirt Sheet' episode that I truly started becoming a Mofo.

My friend and I instantly took a liking to you and Miz we practically saw the two of you as older versions of ourselves just as WWE superstars. Not only did we randomly look very similar to you both (hairstyles and everything) we had the same interests. We both loved making comedic YouTube videos so the Dirt Sheet was perfect for us and over the years we supported 'The Greatest Tag Team of the 21st Century' *tilt head sideways* through playing as you guys on WWE video games trash talking John Cena players that they would never make it into the Palace of Wisdom after hitting them with the Moonlight Drive ect. 

So thank you very much for the constant entertainment you provided in these years. (You might find this funny but back when you won the two golden Slammy Awards and used to show them off to everybody that actually inspired me to work hard enough in my Media course so that I myself could win a golden 'Animation College Oscar Award'. I did a pretty good speech but not nearly as funny as your Chuck Norris line.

Here are a few videos we made:
In tribute to both your legendary tag team - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxHayv9El7w&feature=channel_video_title
Just a funny surfing one I think you will enjoy- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3yhnq-PuPo
and one that I made specifically for your epicness- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfRQcK1aJ_Y&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL 

Of course after the Tag Team you continued to impress me and become somewhat of a role model. You never gave up and spoke your mind about anyone who got in your way and even managed to do it with a great funny attitude. So now i'm attempting to go to the gym much more regularly so hopefully one day I can tell people that i'm the ambassador of Abdominals. Here's hoping your new DVD has an abs section :P 

I even had a full circle moment when you faced Rey Mysterio for the IC title in possibly the best match I have ever seen my old hero vs my current best superstar JoMo it was a perfect win especially for the championship.

I personally believe you should have won the World Title/WWE championship multiple times by now. I mean they even gave Jack Thwaaager (speech impediment) a run but despite that you can take in the fact the any match you have wrestled in has been far more entertaining, bad-ass and dramatic than any of the PPV main events that I have seen and to be honest if chumps like Thwwagers got his saliva all on it I don't really think you would want to touch that gross thing. :D

So without rambling on too long I would like to say a big THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! To you the Shaolin Master of Manliness John Morrison and wish you all the best in anything you do in the future us MoFo's and JoMoSapiens will support you forever.

So to every single other wrestler out there Be Jealous!!

-From Tom