Letter to John Morrison (By Cynthia Rangel)

I remember when I first got my John Morrison t-shirt for my birthday. I went all out, jumping for joy and throwing my arms around my brother, who I've always shared the interest with for professional wrestling; I think he was the one that got me into it. He filled me in on all the things I'd missed out on when I wasn't even born, or when I was just a little girl. We always played WWE video games together, and we shared a lot of the same opinions and love for great wrestlers. When I first started watching wrestling, it was around the time you were still Johnny Nitro. I had no idea who you were back then. I stopped watching wrestling for a while, but about two years ago, my dad was watching TV, and I saw you on Smackdown I think it was, and I looked you up. The first thing I found was 'John Morrison Visits the Past to Talk to Johnny Nitro.' I laughed throughout the whole video, but I wondered if you two were twin brothers. It took me a while to realize that you were Johnny Nitro! I continued looking up videos, and the next result I watched was something called 'The Dirt Sheet.' I was so captivated from episode one that I watched every single episode on YouTube. I started watching wrestling again, and every week you wowed me. I believe it was at the 2010 Elimination Chamber, you vs. Sheamus, that you climbed to the top of the chamber and dropped right onto him, winning the match. Then again, at the 2011 Royal Rumble, when you almost got eliminated by Regal, but you jumped off and held on, tiptoeing and jumping back into the match. It was from that moment that I became dedicated to you. 

Your Starship Pain is the most spectacular finisher I've ever seen, and the Roundhouse Kick move is highly enjoyable to watch and execute on All-Stars. My favorite, though, I have to say is either the Moonlight Drive or the Capoeira Kick. I love your charisma, and may I say you're, in my opinion, the most attractive man in the WWE, with your amazingly similar resemblance to a real life Tarzan. (By the way, you make a sexy Ultimate Warrior.) I'd squeal whenever I'd hear your entrance music, which has been on my iPod ever since I heard it. You'd always be my character whenever I played All-Stars with my brother's character, 'Macho Man' Randy Savage, who I would argue as your incarnation. I would also always get giddy when you were mentioned in Zack Ryder's YouTube show, Z! Long Island Story. Now that my brother bought the new WWE 12 game, I plan to master the controls and make you my main character. You are and always will be one of my favorite highfliers, in the games and in real life, I feel that the WWE should've thrown you a bone and let you eat it too.
 

November 30th is marked on my calendar, 'JoMo's contact ends!' I hope you re-sign, but I'm not going to try to convince you to stay, I'm happy with any decision you may make. And though I'm sad to see you leaving, I'll support you no matter what. And heck, if it's true that you might head over to TNA, then I'll start watching, even if it's just to see you every week. I honestly think you made an impact on the WWE, and it will never be the same for me again. You were the next 'Macho Man," and I think Evan Bourne might have a chance at becoming the next John Morrison, though no one could ever easily equal to to you.

Oh, and that shirt? I've worn it to go to sleep almost every night since I got it. I'll forever be a MoFo.
 

Love,
Cynthia Rangel, a loyal JomoSapien